unsporting advantage

A typical conversation in our household:

"Excuse me?"

"What?"

"Did you just fart?"

"God no. Why would you say that?"

"You farted. I heard you."

"I didn't. You're making stuff up again. It's your tumor."

Now SOME of us happen to think it's unsporting to take advantage of the tumor. It's like stealing candy from a baby. But apparently I am in the minority. My cat is the worst, trying to convince me over and over again that I still haven't fed her breakfast, despite the fact that she's probably been yowling at me at that point for an hour and there's a suspicious layer of catfood-dander still dusting her face. I may be a little absent-minded these days, but trust me, no one could miss that.

As the old joke goes, I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb.