I've just received my new credit card from Chase Bank, and it seems I have been demoted from platinum to "slate."
Slate? What the heck is that? It's not even a metal. As per usual, they have increased the amount I am allowed to borrow to the entire domestic product of small economies. So it's not like they're limiting my credit or anything. They apppear, if anything, to believe that slate is better than Platinum. I guess I don't get it. Slate? Isn't that a form of rubble you frequently find at the base of tall hills?
Way to go, Chase. I guess the next level is poop status. I wonder what color they'll choose?
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Mmm. I think they'll go to Talc before Poop.
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