Things I wish I'd said to the Bible Thumpers at my door

Of course, hindsight is 20/20. But it's a real shame that all my best zingers occur to me way too late.

Just now I had a visitation by some Bible-toters of undetermined denomination. I dispatched them quickly, but still--now I'm regretting the missed opportunity. I could have had such fun with them if only I'd remembered to remove my beanie cap, thoughtfully scratch my bald head, and ask if they really thought a few extra prayers uttered on my behalf at church this Sunday would make a difference.

Maybe I should go call them back.