Tabby Cat, slightly senile, incontinent. Must have quiet household. No children or other pets. Prefers to be spoon-fed Iams Gourmet wet catfood, but a pile on nice porcelain will do. Dislikes loud noises, kids, TV, drafts, men, littly mousy things that scooot around on the floor, water, flea drops, bugs, women, heights, dry cat food, outdoors, nighttime, daytime, sunshine, other cats, and brushes.
Pembroke Corgi, happy and bouncy, incontinent. Must have noisy household. Prefers households with children and lots of other pets. Prefers to be spoon-fed Iams Gourmet wet catfood, but won't insist. Likes loud noises, kids, TV, drafts, men, little mousy things that scoot around on the floor, bugs, women , heights, dry cat food, outdoors, nighttime, daytime, sunshine, other cats and dogs, brushes, shoes, sofas, chairs, toys, pencils, erasers, scotch tape, chewing gum, halloween candy, cat poop, and anything else you happen to leave on the floor.
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